Jokes

Welcome to the lighter side of Bin Day Blues, where self-improvement and terrible jokes share a park bench. You probably will not find life-changing wisdom here, but you might manage a chuckle, a smirk, or a disappointed shake of the head. The jokes are not exactly award-winning, but they do brighten the day, usually by being impressively awful.

8. Soup Joke

Rick Lockwood 04/06/2026 Rick Lockwood 04/06/2026

8. Soup Joke

My golden vegetable soup is made with 24 carrots

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7. Boiling Water Joke

Rick Lockwood 15/04/2026 Rick Lockwood 15/04/2026

7. Boiling Water Joke

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

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6. Facial Hair Joke

Rick Lockwood 21/01/2026 Rick Lockwood 21/01/2026

6. Facial Hair Joke

I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me.

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5. Underpants Joke

Rick Lockwood 03/01/2026 Rick Lockwood 03/01/2026

5. Underpants Joke

I'm wearing two pairs of underpants in case I get a hole in one

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4. 12-Inch Hand Joke

Rick Lockwood 23/12/2025 Rick Lockwood 23/12/2025

4. 12-Inch Hand Joke

I have a 12-inch hand, which is technically a foot

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3. 2000-Calorie Joke

Rick Lockwood 11/12/2025 Rick Lockwood 11/12/2025

3. 2000-Calorie Joke

I just burned 2000 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven.

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2. Frostbite Joke

Rick Lockwood 10/12/2025 Rick Lockwood 10/12/2025

2. Frostbite Joke

My ex-wife left me after I lost part of my foot to frostbite — guess she was lack-toes intolerant.

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1. Grandfather Joke

Rick Lockwood 11/03/2019 Rick Lockwood 11/03/2019

1. Grandfather Joke

My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

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